Peter Balfe was born immature. By about 10 years. Which kinda explains allot about him really. At his birth his mother was present, despite her claims that she was in another country at the time. He is tallish, 20ish, funnyish and Irish....ish.

For those who REALLY want to know please read on. For those of you who couldn't care less then stop reading. Now. Are you still here? I said go! OK then. Peter was born 2/10/73 which makes him a Libran. A very typical one at that. If you have no idea what a typical Libran is like then go look at a horoscope site! He has had numerous jobs including:

working the grave yard shift at a petrol station. (He'd write about his time there if he thought anyone would believe it)
partner in a craft shop in Dublin
stand up comedian
warehouse manager
technical support for an Irish ISP

He also spent 6 weeks walking around Turkey. He now lives in the saeside village of Skerries, on the outskirts of Dublin, where he attempts to write enjoyable short stories. Sometimes he even manages to do this.