Well, I was born in Mississippi. You still reading? Ok.

This is the bio of an old woman of mostly Irish ancestry. Well, I’m only 3#, but after reading all your bio’s I feel in the major minority. Huh? If you don’t understand, good; if you do—worry. Oh, I forgot to tell you I have fleeting moments of sanity. Maybe you’ll be able to tell if I get one. Maybe not. To prove my usual near or practical insanity, I will admit that I consider Peter Balfe a sort of friend. Believe me now, don’t you? Well, that’s the interesting part.

Still reading? Then here’s the rest…more or less. I went to public school, graduated in 19##, and spent 4.5 years in college. I have a degree in absolutely nothing. That’s what you get for major-hopping. After that, at twenty-four, (what? I took a break!) I married a guy from southern Mississippi, who promptly moved my assets three hundred miles south to his hometown. I’m still here, and now have two children (David, a strong young man who is-naturally-a genius; and Caitlin, a sweet little blue-eyed lass who is-naturally-a genius). Ok, so I’m biased! What do you expect? I’m their mom, (and I’m-naturally-a genius—not).

Hey, you want interesting? Read Pete’s bio. This is mine. Well, the kids are pretty established here, so I guess I’ll have to stay. It’s not so bad, really, it’s not so bad, it’s not s—oh, sorry. Just chanting to myself and clicking my heels.

That’s it. Fairly boring, but it’s my life! Thanks for reading it. I appreciate the sacrifice.